What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:29
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Octopussy
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Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”